The AU Challenge from way back long time ago was won by
the_resurrector. She requested I write a fic. Involving Ben & Kevin babysitting little aliens. Well, I got them babysitting one little alien. It was a strange concept for me to grasp, so I just went for broke and cracked out the crack.
pan2dapan, I’m using that email idea you had. Yes, that one. Also from a really long time ago.
Title: klemail
Originally Posted: November 10, 2009
Rating: PG
Words: 1,743
Characters: Kevin, Ben, little Stevie, Lu, Compé
Summary: Kevin checks his email. He responds via flashback.
Warnings: Fluffles, little alien kids, and girly screaming.
Disclaimer: Ben 10: Alien Force © Man of Action and Cartoon Network. Strongbad Emails & associated ideas and concepts © homestarrunner.com and creators. Cheesy Poofs from South Park.
Author’s Notes: I'm imitating an internet cartoon, but since I can't draw or animate, you get a text version. This is the kookiest writing style I've ever tried. It was fun!
( Adventures in Babysitting This-a-Way )
January 24, 2010: Forgot to update this when I was archiving the first time through.
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Title: klemail
Originally Posted: November 10, 2009
Rating: PG
Words: 1,743
Characters: Kevin, Ben, little Stevie, Lu, Compé
Summary: Kevin checks his email. He responds via flashback.
Warnings: Fluffles, little alien kids, and girly screaming.
Disclaimer: Ben 10: Alien Force © Man of Action and Cartoon Network. Strongbad Emails & associated ideas and concepts © homestarrunner.com and creators. Cheesy Poofs from South Park.
Author’s Notes: I'm imitating an internet cartoon, but since I can't draw or animate, you get a text version. This is the kookiest writing style I've ever tried. It was fun!
( Adventures in Babysitting This-a-Way )
January 24, 2010: Forgot to update this when I was archiving the first time through.
Title: Nerves
Originally Posted: September 18, 2009
Rating: PG
Summary: Nothing less than cotton candy fluff.
Disclaimer: Disclaimed.
A/N: All I’ve written lately has been action. ‘Bout time I got back into the fluff groove. While watching season 5 of CSI. I’m a nut, and this is doomed. For
destinynvitble as my part of
stargazer_abeo’s fic exchange.
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November 17, 2009: Eeeeeeeew. Fluff. I don't like writing fluff anymore. I get more excited and happy from action.
Originally Posted: September 18, 2009
Rating: PG
Summary: Nothing less than cotton candy fluff.
Disclaimer: Disclaimed.
A/N: All I’ve written lately has been action. ‘Bout time I got back into the fluff groove. While watching season 5 of CSI. I’m a nut, and this is doomed. For
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November 17, 2009: Eeeeeeeew. Fluff. I don't like writing fluff anymore. I get more excited and happy from action.
Flying Far
Nov. 17th, 2009 02:31 pmFor
killianbones (aka ~Deitlinde) as a part of the
ben10_x_kevin11 gift exchange :3.
The request was: "Violence/lots of action? 8D" followed up by "I MUST KNOW WHAT I AM DESTROYING. VILGAX? GWEN? PIRATES? DNALIENS? 8D" and then "SHDUSOIFLF OH MY GOD PIRATES HELL TO THE YEAH. That would be some epic shit right there. Spacepiratesffffff<333333 I lol'd at Gwen."
So you get this. Muahaha.
Title:SPACEPIRATES! Flying Far
Originally Posted: April 23, 2009
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Ben Tennyson, Kevin Levin, Gwen Tennyson, Mike Morningstar, Manny, Alan Albright, various aliens
Words: 2,813
Summary:SPACEPIRATES! Captain Benjamin Tennyson, his first mate Kevin Levin, and their motley crew of aliens decide a raid is in order.
Warnings: Pirates like to swear a lot when they're drunk.
Notes:
I’m totally stealing the “Treasure Planet” concept of the Etherium (“an outer space filled with atmosphere”). Cuz having actual pirate ships is cooler than boring old Mega Cruisers.
Um… I tried to use actual nautical terms. Please to be using Wikipedia if you get confused.
I think I kind of failed on the violence. But I tried to make up for it by writing awesome piratey goodness and describing the awesometasticness that is sailing a galleon. In outer space.
( Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A Pirate's Life For Me! )
November 17, 2009: There's a few things I would like to change in this, but overall, I just love it. AUs have a special place in my heart.
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The request was: "Violence/lots of action? 8D" followed up by "I MUST KNOW WHAT I AM DESTROYING. VILGAX? GWEN? PIRATES? DNALIENS? 8D" and then "SHDUSOIFLF OH MY GOD PIRATES HELL TO THE YEAH. That would be some epic shit right there. Spacepiratesffffff<333333 I lol'd at Gwen."
So you get this. Muahaha.
Title:
Originally Posted: April 23, 2009
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Ben Tennyson, Kevin Levin, Gwen Tennyson, Mike Morningstar, Manny, Alan Albright, various aliens
Words: 2,813
Summary:
Warnings: Pirates like to swear a lot when they're drunk.
Notes:
I’m totally stealing the “Treasure Planet” concept of the Etherium (“an outer space filled with atmosphere”). Cuz having actual pirate ships is cooler than boring old Mega Cruisers.
Um… I tried to use actual nautical terms. Please to be using Wikipedia if you get confused.
I think I kind of failed on the violence. But I tried to make up for it by writing awesome piratey goodness and describing the awesometasticness that is sailing a galleon. In outer space.
( Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A Pirate's Life For Me! )
November 17, 2009: There's a few things I would like to change in this, but overall, I just love it. AUs have a special place in my heart.
Zombie Swarm [1/8]
Nov. 12th, 2009 10:16 pmI really want to know what happens after the finale, so I’m writing out my own version of post-epic battle events, but with Ben’s first set of Alien Force aliens. I’m using the old aliens mainly because I don’t trust myself to create new, believable aliens with cool names. Oh, and one more thing: I’m totally trying to make sense out of the movie sneak peek and pictures and rumors. As in, Kevin’s car, Ben’s motorcycle, that warehouse, the zombies, and the leather. Elena is getting chopped though. I’m still pissed it wasn’t Albedo.
Title: Zombie Swarm
Originally Posted: March 30, 2009
Rating: PG (for now)
Characters: Ben, Kevin, Max, Gwen, Pierce, Helen, Manny, Cooper, Alan
Words: 2,545
Summary: Cleaning up after the Highbreed invasion, something rather odd happens.
Disclaimer: I don't own this stuff. I'm just making my favorite characters deal with a zombie uprising for the lulz.
Warnings: Kevin uses some version of the f-word a couple times. I think that's it. Oh, and this is my first multi-chapter whatever, and I'm just making it up as I go along. Bear with me and my loose ends.
( Enter The Matrix )
November 12, 2009: Not a great first chapter, but I really do love the rest.
Title: Zombie Swarm
Originally Posted: March 30, 2009
Rating: PG (for now)
Characters: Ben, Kevin, Max, Gwen, Pierce, Helen, Manny, Cooper, Alan
Words: 2,545
Summary: Cleaning up after the Highbreed invasion, something rather odd happens.
Disclaimer: I don't own this stuff. I'm just making my favorite characters deal with a zombie uprising for the lulz.
Warnings: Kevin uses some version of the f-word a couple times. I think that's it. Oh, and this is my first multi-chapter whatever, and I'm just making it up as I go along. Bear with me and my loose ends.
( Enter The Matrix )
November 12, 2009: Not a great first chapter, but I really do love the rest.
One Heck of a Ring
Nov. 12th, 2009 02:07 pmI'm blaming an icon I made for this plot bunny:

Title: One Heck of a Ring
Originally Posted: March 8, 2009
Rating: T, for implied Ship/Kevin’s car. XD
Words: 2241
Characters: Ben, Kevin, Gwen, Julie, Ship, Sandra, Carl, Frank, Verdona, Ken, and Gwen’s mom whose name I do not remember.
Summary: Birthday presents aren’t usually picked out by their recipients. Only Kevin could manage this hijink.
Disclaimer: I do not own Ben 10: Alien Force, any of its characters, or any of its settings.
I do take full responsibility for this plot since a LiveJournal icon I made inspired it. And the idea would not leave my brain. Although the original icon was a bit flashier than what shows up here because the icon was impulsive and this was actually thought out.
WARNING: Reading this will make you feel like you are inhaling cotton candy laced with crack. Proceed at your own risk! Also, there be boy-lovings. Don’t come bitchin’ to me when your OTP isn’t fulfilled by my writing. I’m sure someone else has written it for you already. Ship/Kevin’s car is my OTP, and no one’s written them at all. XD
( YAY COTTON CANDY CRACK! )
November 12, 2009: I think I was on something when I wrote this. Probably fluffles.

Title: One Heck of a Ring
Originally Posted: March 8, 2009
Rating: T, for implied Ship/Kevin’s car. XD
Words: 2241
Characters: Ben, Kevin, Gwen, Julie, Ship, Sandra, Carl, Frank, Verdona, Ken, and Gwen’s mom whose name I do not remember.
Summary: Birthday presents aren’t usually picked out by their recipients. Only Kevin could manage this hijink.
Disclaimer: I do not own Ben 10: Alien Force, any of its characters, or any of its settings.
I do take full responsibility for this plot since a LiveJournal icon I made inspired it. And the idea would not leave my brain. Although the original icon was a bit flashier than what shows up here because the icon was impulsive and this was actually thought out.
WARNING: Reading this will make you feel like you are inhaling cotton candy laced with crack. Proceed at your own risk! Also, there be boy-lovings. Don’t come bitchin’ to me when your OTP isn’t fulfilled by my writing. I’m sure someone else has written it for you already. Ship/Kevin’s car is my OTP, and no one’s written them at all. XD
( YAY COTTON CANDY CRACK! )
November 12, 2009: I think I was on something when I wrote this. Probably fluffles.
Muffler Make Out
Nov. 12th, 2009 12:58 pmTitle: Muffler Make Out
Originally Posted: March 3, 2009
Characters: Kevin, Ben, Ship, Julie, and Gwen
Rating: PG-16/T+ for language and somewhat raunchy fantasies and smoochings
Length: 3,961 words
Summary: Ben decides to find out why Kevin is always working on his car. Kevin works on his car so much so he can daydream about Ben. Julie snoops around. Ship hitches a ride to Mr. Smoothy and beyond. Gwen develops new powers, but does she use them for good?
Warnings: Voyeurism. Invasion of privacy. Mind-reading/manipulation.
Disclaimer: Disclaimed.
Author's Notes: This thing started out as an idea
saiika_von_maou and I bounced around. She didn’t have time to write it, so she let me have at it. It started out as a short thing: Kevin under his car, Ben walking in on him, lulz and hotness ensues. That was the plan. It grew into this. Saiika let me borrow Gwen’s mind reading powers that she created. Which is good, because those things come in handy.
Oh, and I told saiika it was two pages longer than anything else I have written. I lied. It’s two TIMES longer than anything else I have written. About ten pages in Microsoft Word, single spaced.
I think my favorite word in here is “viridescent.”
( Muffler Make Out )
November 12, 2009: Making Kevin shriek is still fun. Gwen screwing with people's heads is funny once you get over the invasion of privacy thing.
Originally Posted: March 3, 2009
Characters: Kevin, Ben, Ship, Julie, and Gwen
Rating: PG-16/T+ for language and somewhat raunchy fantasies and smoochings
Length: 3,961 words
Summary: Ben decides to find out why Kevin is always working on his car. Kevin works on his car so much so he can daydream about Ben. Julie snoops around. Ship hitches a ride to Mr. Smoothy and beyond. Gwen develops new powers, but does she use them for good?
Warnings: Voyeurism. Invasion of privacy. Mind-reading/manipulation.
Disclaimer: Disclaimed.
Author's Notes: This thing started out as an idea
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Oh, and I told saiika it was two pages longer than anything else I have written. I lied. It’s two TIMES longer than anything else I have written. About ten pages in Microsoft Word, single spaced.
I think my favorite word in here is “viridescent.”
( Muffler Make Out )
November 12, 2009: Making Kevin shriek is still fun. Gwen screwing with people's heads is funny once you get over the invasion of privacy thing.
Bedroom Window, a sequel to Cold Bedroom
Nov. 12th, 2009 10:37 amTitle: Bedroom Window
Originally Posted: March 1, 2009
Characters: Ben, Kevin
Rating PG-13
Summary: This wasn't quite how Ben was going to tell his parents about Kevin.
Length: 2,098 words
Disclaimer: Ben 10: Alien Force belongs to Cartoon Network.
Warnings: Innuendo courtesy Mexican food.
A/N: I really like this one. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy. I think it's because I got to write some Tennyson family interaction. I love Ben's parents.
A sequel based off the line from Cold Bedroom: “The bedroom window might be a little too romantic for Kevin’s tastes.”
( Cheese is Good and Fluffy )
*****
Notes:
November 12, 2009: I still kinda like this one. Even if it's cheesy fluff of cotton candy sugar. The Mexican Food Exchange is one of my favorite little segments I've ever written.
Originally Posted: March 1, 2009
Characters: Ben, Kevin
Rating PG-13
Summary: This wasn't quite how Ben was going to tell his parents about Kevin.
Length: 2,098 words
Disclaimer: Ben 10: Alien Force belongs to Cartoon Network.
Warnings: Innuendo courtesy Mexican food.
A/N: I really like this one. It makes me feel warm and fuzzy. I think it's because I got to write some Tennyson family interaction. I love Ben's parents.
A sequel based off the line from Cold Bedroom: “The bedroom window might be a little too romantic for Kevin’s tastes.”
( Cheese is Good and Fluffy )
*****
Notes:
November 12, 2009: I still kinda like this one. Even if it's cheesy fluff of cotton candy sugar. The Mexican Food Exchange is one of my favorite little segments I've ever written.
Cold Bedroom
Nov. 10th, 2009 12:30 amSome backstory: I originally planned this for
slashben10's "Cold" challenge, but I got writer's block in the first paragraph (FAIL) and didn't make the deadline. DA's BeVinplz club, however, had another contest going, themed on "Winter," so I found some inspiration and finished it. Namely, watching "Grounded" on TV last night. Ben's mom calling Kevin a 'ruffian' wouldn't get out of my head, so here it found an outlet. I love the ending. I'll never live up to it.
Title: Cold Bedroom
Originally Posted: January 9, 2009
Characters: Ben & Kevin, some Sandra & Carl
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,868
Disclaimer: Ben 10: Alien Force belongs to Cartoon Network, not to me.
Summary: Ben's bedroom is cold. Kevin enjoys winter weather. A little thought leads to a little decision.
Warnings: Semi-Creeper!Kevin. Implied romantic behavior, the nature of which is really up to you.
( Brr, It's Cold In Here, There Must Be Some Fic In The Atmosphere )
A/N:
November 10, 2009: I won a contest with this? Oh wait... everything else was art. I guess I can see a one-shot overtaking doodles. I always preferred fanfic to fanart anyway.
As to Sandra, she's that crazy neo-hippie mom that lets Ben get away with almost everything. She and Carl raised him to be independent and open-minded and such, so her being happy Ben has a boyfriend is completely plausible in my view.
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Title: Cold Bedroom
Originally Posted: January 9, 2009
Characters: Ben & Kevin, some Sandra & Carl
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,868
Disclaimer: Ben 10: Alien Force belongs to Cartoon Network, not to me.
Summary: Ben's bedroom is cold. Kevin enjoys winter weather. A little thought leads to a little decision.
Warnings: Semi-Creeper!Kevin. Implied romantic behavior, the nature of which is really up to you.
( Brr, It's Cold In Here, There Must Be Some Fic In The Atmosphere )
A/N:
November 10, 2009: I won a contest with this? Oh wait... everything else was art. I guess I can see a one-shot overtaking doodles. I always preferred fanfic to fanart anyway.
As to Sandra, she's that crazy neo-hippie mom that lets Ben get away with almost everything. She and Carl raised him to be independent and open-minded and such, so her being happy Ben has a boyfriend is completely plausible in my view.
Finished this after watching "Voided" on TV. Not too good, but not terrible, right?
Pretty short, nothing crazy, only slightly Bevin-y really. I couldn't bring myself to write it differently. That lake popped up out of nowhere and wouldn't let me do anything else. It was more of a wall than a lake.
And this was started before "Grounded" first aired, so Ben's parents know nothing about the Omnitrix and the alien fighting and I assumed they didn't know/like Kevin. Of course, now that I've seen "Grounded" I had to include 'ruffian.' Just not in quite as quite an endearing context as it was in the show.
Title: Rainy Day
Originally Posted: December 5, 2008
Characters: Ben, Kevin, Gwen, Ben's Mom Sandra
Rating: PG for grumpy Gwen & Ben being not nice to his mom
Word Count: 1,329
Disclaimer: I do not own Ben 10: Alien Force. I am merely borrowing the characters to get out my rainy day jitters.
Summary: A rainy day leaves Ben and Kevin on their own.
Warnings: Just pre-slash; no actual romance. If you're looking for it, it's not here.
( Rainy Day )
November 9, 2009: This feels blah.
Pretty short, nothing crazy, only slightly Bevin-y really. I couldn't bring myself to write it differently. That lake popped up out of nowhere and wouldn't let me do anything else. It was more of a wall than a lake.
And this was started before "Grounded" first aired, so Ben's parents know nothing about the Omnitrix and the alien fighting and I assumed they didn't know/like Kevin. Of course, now that I've seen "Grounded" I had to include 'ruffian.' Just not in quite as quite an endearing context as it was in the show.
Title: Rainy Day
Originally Posted: December 5, 2008
Characters: Ben, Kevin, Gwen, Ben's Mom Sandra
Rating: PG for grumpy Gwen & Ben being not nice to his mom
Word Count: 1,329
Disclaimer: I do not own Ben 10: Alien Force. I am merely borrowing the characters to get out my rainy day jitters.
Summary: A rainy day leaves Ben and Kevin on their own.
Warnings: Just pre-slash; no actual romance. If you're looking for it, it's not here.
( Rainy Day )
November 9, 2009: This feels blah.
It's All Gwen's Fault!
Nov. 9th, 2009 05:03 pmThis little diddly was written in chunks. 1) The main idea, as it hit me in class, which leads to 2) the beginning of this here, typed starting at 11pm. At 12, Midnight Madness struck and you get 3) absolute cracktastic-ness, which lasted until 1am, at which point everything evolves to 4) a sudden fifteen-minute splurge of nosebleeding what the fuckery, which is crackier than crack. At 1:15 everything degenerated back to 5) more crack. See the a/n at the end for more details.
Title: It's All Gwen's Fault!
Originally Posted: October 21, 2008
Characters: Ben, Kevin, Gwen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,445
Disclaimer: Ben 10: Alien Force was created by Man of Action and belongs to Cartoon Network. I'm only borrowing it to pass time in English class.
Summary: Gwen's being a silly bum. She apparently thinks putting Ben in a dress will entice Kevin into snogging Ben senseless. Crack!fic.
Warnings: cross-dressing. Oh dear God, why did I write this?
( It's All Gwen's Fault )
November 9, 2009: GRRARGH! I think I want to burn this. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! It sucks so much. The Redundant Department of Redundancy apparently visited me that day. Along with the crack fairy.
Title: It's All Gwen's Fault!
Originally Posted: October 21, 2008
Characters: Ben, Kevin, Gwen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,445
Disclaimer: Ben 10: Alien Force was created by Man of Action and belongs to Cartoon Network. I'm only borrowing it to pass time in English class.
Summary: Gwen's being a silly bum. She apparently thinks putting Ben in a dress will entice Kevin into snogging Ben senseless. Crack!fic.
Warnings: cross-dressing. Oh dear God, why did I write this?
( It's All Gwen's Fault )
November 9, 2009: GRRARGH! I think I want to burn this. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! It sucks so much. The Redundant Department of Redundancy apparently visited me that day. Along with the crack fairy.
Of All the People
Nov. 9th, 2009 04:04 pmTitle: Of All the People
Originally Posted: September 17, 2008
Characters: Ben, Kevin
Rating: PG
Word Count: 971
Disclaimer: Ben 10: Alien Force is created by Man of Action and owned by Cartoon Network. I'm not making any money whatsoever from this. I'm just letting my imagination run with the characters.
Summary: Ben's been quiet and has hidden in his room. He's convinced that Kevin would never choose him, of all the people in the world.
Warnings: Angsty fluff up the wazoo. Along with a terribly characterized Ben. I failed.
( Oh god, this is old and horrible. )
November 9, 2009: Wooooow. Old fic is old. And crappy. I can visibly see how much I've grown as a writer. This is a good thing. Better fic will be coming! It better come. This one embodies everything I hate in fic now.
Originally Posted: September 17, 2008
Characters: Ben, Kevin
Rating: PG
Word Count: 971
Disclaimer: Ben 10: Alien Force is created by Man of Action and owned by Cartoon Network. I'm not making any money whatsoever from this. I'm just letting my imagination run with the characters.
Summary: Ben's been quiet and has hidden in his room. He's convinced that Kevin would never choose him, of all the people in the world.
Warnings: Angsty fluff up the wazoo. Along with a terribly characterized Ben. I failed.
( Oh god, this is old and horrible. )
November 9, 2009: Wooooow. Old fic is old. And crappy. I can visibly see how much I've grown as a writer. This is a good thing. Better fic will be coming! It better come. This one embodies everything I hate in fic now.
Starting Off Slowly
Nov. 8th, 2009 09:50 pmI'll be archiving my fanfiction here, I think. All I've written has been for the Ben 10 fandom, and I ship Kevin/Ben almost exclusively, so that'll be the bulk of what will be posted here. I have a bunch of one-shot fluffballs, and a multi-chapter zombie infestation. That zombie fic is my pride and joy. Along with the spacepirate AU one-shot. I should revisit that concept some time soon.
I'm currently working on a few prizes and things for challenges on my community on LiveJournal (http://community.livejournal.com/ben10_x_kevin11/). I'll share them, too.
I also make icons when I can get GIMP to work on my computer. I'll try to organize and archive them here.
I'll snoop around for fun communities. Maybe someone somewhere shares my love for this cartoon. Or maybe I'll just make my own community if there isn't one already.
I'm currently working on a few prizes and things for challenges on my community on LiveJournal (http://community.livejournal.com/ben10_x_kevin11/). I'll share them, too.
I also make icons when I can get GIMP to work on my computer. I'll try to organize and archive them here.
I'll snoop around for fun communities. Maybe someone somewhere shares my love for this cartoon. Or maybe I'll just make my own community if there isn't one already.