Not Armed, but Still Dangerous

Title: Muffler Make Out
Originally Posted: March 3, 2009
Characters: Kevin, Ben, Ship, Julie, and Gwen
Rating: PG-16/T+ for language and somewhat raunchy fantasies and smoochings
Length: 3,961 words
Summary: Ben decides to find out why Kevin is always working on his car. Kevin works on his car so much so he can daydream about Ben. Julie snoops around. Ship hitches a ride to Mr. Smoothy and beyond. Gwen develops new powers, but does she use them for good?
Warnings: Voyeurism. Invasion of privacy. Mind-reading/manipulation.
Disclaimer: Disclaimed.
Author's Notes: This thing started out as an idea saiika_von_maou and I bounced around. She didn’t have time to write it, so she let me have at it. It started out as a short thing: Kevin under his car, Ben walking in on him, lulz and hotness ensues. That was the plan. It grew into this. Saiika let me borrow Gwen’s mind reading powers that she created. Which is good, because those things come in handy.

Oh, and I told saiika it was two pages longer than anything else I have written. I lied. It’s two TIMES longer than anything else I have written. About ten pages in Microsoft Word, single spaced.

I think my favorite word in here is “viridescent.”

( Muffler Make Out )

November 12, 2009: Making Kevin shriek is still fun. Gwen screwing with people's heads is funny once you get over the invasion of privacy thing.

Some backstory: I originally planned this for slashben10's "Cold" challenge, but I got writer's block in the first paragraph (FAIL) and didn't make the deadline. DA's BeVinplz club, however, had another contest going, themed on "Winter," so I found some inspiration and finished it. Namely, watching "Grounded" on TV last night. Ben's mom calling Kevin a 'ruffian' wouldn't get out of my head, so here it found an outlet. I love the ending. I'll never live up to it.

Title: Cold Bedroom
Originally Posted: January 9, 2009
Characters: Ben & Kevin, some Sandra & Carl
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,868
Disclaimer: Ben 10: Alien Force belongs to Cartoon Network, not to me.
Summary: Ben's bedroom is cold. Kevin enjoys winter weather. A little thought leads to a little decision.
Warnings: Semi-Creeper!Kevin. Implied romantic behavior, the nature of which is really up to you.

( Brr, It's Cold In Here, There Must Be Some Fic In The Atmosphere )


A/N:
November 10, 2009: I won a contest with this? Oh wait... everything else was art. I guess I can see a one-shot overtaking doodles. I always preferred fanfic to fanart anyway.
As to Sandra, she's that crazy neo-hippie mom that lets Ben get away with almost everything. She and Carl raised him to be independent and open-minded and such, so her being happy Ben has a boyfriend is completely plausible in my view.

This little diddly was written in chunks. 1) The main idea, as it hit me in class, which leads to 2) the beginning of this here, typed starting at 11pm. At 12, Midnight Madness struck and you get 3) absolute cracktastic-ness, which lasted until 1am, at which point everything evolves to 4) a sudden fifteen-minute splurge of nosebleeding what the fuckery, which is crackier than crack. At 1:15 everything degenerated back to 5) more crack. See the a/n at the end for more details.

Title: It's All Gwen's Fault!
Originally Posted: October 21, 2008
Characters: Ben, Kevin, Gwen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1,445
Disclaimer: Ben 10: Alien Force was created by Man of Action and belongs to Cartoon Network. I'm only borrowing it to pass time in English class.
Summary: Gwen's being a silly bum. She apparently thinks putting Ben in a dress will entice Kevin into snogging Ben senseless. Crack!fic.
Warnings: cross-dressing. Oh dear God, why did I write this?


( It's All Gwen's Fault )

November 9, 2009: GRRARGH! I think I want to burn this. KILL IT WITH FIRE!!! It sucks so much. The Redundant Department of Redundancy apparently visited me that day. Along with the crack fairy.